Love and Lists (Chocoholics) by Tara Sivec

Author:Tara Sivec [Sivec, Tara]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Published: 2013-09-30T23:00:00+00:00

“I’m sorry, Siri. I still love you.”

“Impossible.”

“PIPE THE FUCK DOWN AND TAKE A COMPLIMENT, YOU WHORE FACE BAG OF DICKS!”

Tyler tosses his cell in the center console and crosses his arms angrily in front of him.

“You seriously need a girlfriend. The relationship you have with Siri is disturbing,” I tell him as we pull into the hospital parking lot.

“She’s a bitch, but she’s the only woman who understands me. And anyway, do you know any single women who would call me Hot Lover Boy Big Penis Man Titty Tickler?” he questions.

“I don’t know any single women who could even just think that in their heads without throwing up in their mouths a little,” I reply as I find a parking spot.

“Exactly. So, anyway, I’m going to guess your mom never told your dad about the whole ‘shroom chocolate incident since I haven’t heard about any hits out on me.”

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